One person is reading this blog. how sad.

Isn't that depressing? One person. Whoever he or she is needs to tell everyone he knows about just how great my blog is. Sigh.

This is a temporary post, more to come soon.

Civilization sucks.

Well, first day back in civilization, and, as always, Dad is angry. He takes snafu to a whole new dimension.

Poor guy.

Anyway, I get wailed on verbally while i hardly did something involving the phones, and it turns out that it wasn't my fault in the first place. Imagine that.

So much better...

Today was much better than yesterday when it comes to CSDC(Cub Scout Day Camp). I got fired from Shooting Sports instructor and hired as a "Gopher"-

Ben, go get those games cleaned up for me.
Go find -insert male child's first name here- and bring him here for me, will you?

Yeah. I'll get your crap. I'll need a buddy, though.

The advantage to my job was, I was in the front pavilion, where I watched the hilarity unfold-on myself and others.
For example, we had this little crossfire involving ice cold water and sneak attacks. A girl at staff, Ashley Sutton, wet me because I did something, insulted someone, heck, I don't know. That ended up where we were scolded and me saying "She started it." Now, the scolding was done by her mother, who was also wet by the first blast, so she acknowledged that she started it.

Ashley likes me. I can tell by the way she wet me at random intervals during the day.

Yesterday I got the news while blogging that I have completely finished the Personal Fitness merit badge.(for info on this merit badge, and why this is such a big deal, click here) I was ecstatic. I was officially one step closer to getting Eagle Scout.

Cub Day Camp

Cub Day Camp is awful.
I go into shooting sports as staff, and within two days, it has taken it all out of me.
So I successfully took a break and am resuming my desolate blog.

In other news, I am reading the book The Golden Ratio by Mario Livio. As most readers of this blog should know by now, I aspire to be a Renaissance man: a true philosopher, or lover of wisdom. This book quenches my insatiable thirst.
The book is about the most astonishing number known to humanity, φ (or Phi), the ratio of the whole to the larger as the larger to the smaller, or put another way, x^2=1+x. Phi pops up everywhere, from botany, to art, to geometry, to optics, to galaxies.

I have no idea when I will post again.

aww. i just remembered...

sigh. i just remembered that this blog still exists. what was i doing all this time?

I went to summer camp last week,
I bought a new computer for 5 dollars,
School ended. (passed)
Was fired from Senior Patrol Leader. wOOt!

Yeah, yeah...

I know I haven't updated in a couple millennia, but we (as in "I") have had a lot of stuff happen. here I go...

During the months of October and November were uneventful. It started getting cold, yeah, but mostly uneventful. December is where the real action is.

For Christmas I got a Hovercraft, a fuel cell car, an MP3 player and a Flash drive. I was and is completely psyched. A few days later I went golfing. I was a little rusty. Whatever. on New year's, the best thing in the world happened to me. I got a girlfriend.

You see, my neighbor(who went golfing with me, along with his nephew) 's niece came over for New Year's. I had met her on thanksgiving, and I felt that spark that people say happens.

Nov. 5th : Founding Day

Today was really productive, which is really odd for me. I finished two requirements for Citizenship, which means two steps toward Life rank.

Anyway, I hope this can get me organized. if you have any tips, that could seriously help me.

I think, starting today, I will create or post a nonsense word and post it's definition. I am a great forger of words. Here's today's:

centrianthropyrohomophobiology (sen tree an throw pi roh hoe moe fo bi ology) the study of the fear of self-centered homosexual people who have spontaneously combusted.

I ALWAYS get a kick out of that.